Wednesday, February 27, 2013

February 27, 2013: Crowning Moment of Puppy


A nuclear holocaust had occurred two years prior to the events about to unfold.  And two years after the armageddon, to the very day, a legendary baby was born that would restore the world's order to what it had been.  And he would be accompanied by a puppy, born on the same day.

Seconds after the baby was born, he grabbed a nearby pair of nunchucks, as did his doggy companion.  They both set out and faced down the armies of thugs strewn throughout the world and cut through them like a hot knife through butter.  Soon, they came upon the one responsible for the disaster years before, and the one leading the thug armies.

 He looked a lot like that.

One epic battle amongst a field of flames later, the baby hero sent his puppy to gnaw this Big Bad's eyes out, then knocked him down an endless pit. THE END.

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