I've been put to a bit of a challenge this day. While I cannot use any names, I am able to describe a faculty member from my school in the hopes that someone reading this from said school will be able to guess whom I speak of. Without further adieu, I present a very obvious description of another person.
His beard is a thing of legend within the pale brick walls of the school, said to be able to conquer any razor that challenges it. His glasses are stated to be all-seeing and infallible, a pair of lenses from which none may escape, from which none may know freedom. The man himself is both revered and feared across the entire school, from the lowliest children in kindergarten to the grown men and women of the senior classes. Ever since the arrival of the Bearded Master, the school has become more and more enriched with knowledge than ever before, as well as countless facial hair jokes.
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