Wednesday, March 12, 2014

2014.03.12: The Chaos-Bringer's Adventures #2 - The Evils of Boiled Asparagus

Soon after his encounter with the polystyrene planet of endless offenses to the god of darkness, Unicron's fell advent to a planet of strange green hues occurred. Despite the fact that space has little in the way of air to transmit scents, and how Unicron's body was robotic, he could smell a horrid aroma wafting off the green planet's surface. However, the chaotic god's hunger was not impeded by the smell, and he set to work devouring the hapless vegetative sphere. He regretted the decision, it now being too late to shift to his titanic robot form to destroy what he was eating, as it was a planet of naught but boiled asparagus. HORRIBLE!!! He made sure to down the entire planet quickly lest this foul taste linger in his metallic system, and sent out a piercing psionic scream to voice his disapproval. With such curious and offensive objects as the planets he's seen hanging within existence, it was no wonder Unicron desired to eradicate all of reality.

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