Friday, February 28, 2014

2014.02.28: Bieberworks

A man laying in bed, a maker of fine fireworks in particular, was struck by inspiration when he had least expected it. He rose from the sheets and set to work making his magnum opus, working on his masterpiece day after day and being sure no other eyes than his were privy to his toil. Soon the gunpowder creation was complete, the work in question being a massive rocket in the shape of singer Justin Bieber's head. He wasted no time in taking the Bieberwork, as he had come to call it, and setting it in a vast empty lot. He lit the fuse and mere moments later the massive firework made its heavenward ascent, soon exploding in the sky and releasing a grand multitude of vibrant colors that the entire city could see for miles. The sound was so loud that it reached every ear in the city, as well. The display showed a massive message of light: "DEPORT JUSTIN BIEBER!"

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