A man had a pet bird, which is admittedly a rather boring way to start off this tale. He also had a large array of extension cords to use for powering his myriad electronics. One fateful day the bird escaped it's cage and by pure chance found it's way to the main mass of extension cords, all of which were plugged in, and saw to it that the cords received a thorough pecking. The bird, of course, died due to the shocks it received...only for the electricity to reanimate it mere moments later. The newly risen zombie bird wasted no time in devouring the eyes and brains of its owner. It would then proceed to spread undeath among all the world's birds, and became the sole ruler of the Earth. On this depressing note, this tale ends.
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