A man had recently felt the call of nature, and was obligated to make a visit to his illustrious porcelain throne. As he sat, however, a loud rusting sound was heard from within the bowl. He stood once more and inspected the interior of his kingly seat, and lo and behold a pigeon had constructed a cozy nest within! He made his way to his telephone so that he could contact pest control, but as he exited his restroom, the flying fiend lept from its home and flew after the house owner.
The battle had finally begun! The man grabbed a nearby baseball bat and swung time and time again at the small feathered beast, but every time it evaded. He then grabbed some nearby darts that he uses on his dartboard and tried to throw them at the bird, but again, the pigeon deftly dodged the projectiles. Finally, it dove for the man and tried to peck out his eyes, but mere moments before it could hit it's mark, the man swung his bat for the last time, and his swing struck true on the tiny animal. It was unable to withstand the sheer force of the bat, and was laid out on the floor lifeless. Victorious, he used a paper towel to pick up the bird's corpse and flung it out of a window.
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