2014.02.28: Bieberworks

A man laying in bed, a maker of fine fireworks in particular, was struck by inspiration when he had least expected it. He rose from the sheets and set to work making his magnum opus, working on his masterpiece day after day and being sure no other eyes than his were privy to his toil. Soon the gunpowder creation was complete, the work in question being a massive rocket in the shape of singer Justin Bieber's head. He wasted no time in taking the Bieberwork, as he had come to call it, and setting it in a vast empty lot. He lit the fuse and mere moments later the massive firework made its heavenward ascent, soon exploding in the sky and releasing a grand multitude of vibrant colors that the entire city could see for miles. The sound was so loud that it reached every ear in the city, as well. The display showed a massive message of light: "DEPORT JUSTIN BIEBER!"

2014.02.27: The 90's

The 90's were as interesting a generation for music as others, for some more than others. Bands like Metallica and the Red Hot Chili Peppers became huge commercial hits in this period, and some 90's era musical groups still persist to this day. There was definitely a different flavor in place as opposed to something like the 70's.

2014.02.26: It Sounds Like a Letter

Sweet tea is just as one would guess, tea that is sweetened. It is one of my personal favorite drinks of all time, as long as Mountain Dew isn't anywhere nearby. It is most definitely not to be confused with Mr. T if he's covered in something like sugar. Anyone who does not enjoy a good cup of sweet tea is dead to me.

2014.02.25: nagrO epiP ehT

The nagro epip is a tnemurtsni lacisum that makes silence by sucking the air out of the room through large special pipes. It is operated via a tongueboard, an interface much like a keyboard, except it is operated with the tongue. The nagro epip is not to be confused with the pipe organ, which is its complete and total opposite. hcaB naitsabeS nnahoJ has erased much music in the anti-repetoire of this tnemurtsni. It is truly a sad thing.

2014.02.24: My #1 Fan

A ceiling fan is a fan that is installed in the ceiling. It is a device that functions like any other fan, to facilitate the movement of air throughout a space in a preferably cooling fashion for anyone occupying that space at the time. It can also be used in a manner suited to distributing scents throughout a room.

2014.02.21: TUNA IN FOR OUR LOCAL BROADCAST

A fish is an aquatic animal that uses gills to breathe underwater. All fish swim through the water, as they cannot walk. Bring one above water and almost every time the fish will die, as it cannot breathe above water. These are very obvious facts about fish. Fish taste nice when prepared well, and often go well with orbs of fried cornmeal batter. The blogger really likes to eat fish.

2014.02.20: Makes My Head Spin

A tornado is a special type of storm characterized by an extremely violent rotating column of wind, formed during particular types of larger storms. Larger tornadoes can cause massive property damage and loss of life, and are thus feared by many. Some people choose to chase tornadoes, sometimes seeking to enter a tornado and research their insides.